the guys (aka: the Buy One Get One Freemen)
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the Dawg and Eddie are in their 7th year at the University of Wisconsin - Madison. Their majors are undeclared.
Irish playwright Samuel Beckett wrote 'End Game' and is dead.
Waiting for da Guys
Eddie: Nuthin' to watch.
Dawg: Baywatch? Xena? Battlestar Galactica?
Eddie: The same shit as usual.
The Dawg: Charles in Charge?
Eddie: Charles in friggin' Charge. (a beat) What are you lookin' for?
The Dawg: Smokes.
Eddie: I smoked your last one when you were sleeping.
The Dawg: You smoked my last smoke?
Eddie: Didn't your ma buy you a carton?
The Dawg: You smoked my last smoke.
Eddie: I wish 'I Dream of Jeanie' was on.
The Dawg: Ya shouldn't smoke a guy's last smoke
Eddie: I wish we had a genie like Jeanie around.
The Dawg: Maybe I should buy more smokes.
Eddie: I bet 'I Dream of Jeanie' is on cable.
The Dawg: Maybe.
Eddie: We should order cable.
The Dawg: Maybe I should buy a carton.
Eddie: Dammit, I'm gonna call the cable company.
The Dawg: Shit, I'm gonna run down to Kwik Trip and buy more smokes.
The Dawg: Yeah...
(They do not move.)
(LIGHTS OUT - THE END)