the guys (aka: the Buy One Get One Freemen) also read: Our Manifesto The Unibomber Capture check out our beta Java Editon for Netscape the Dawg and Eddie are in their 7th year at the University of Wisconsin - Madison. Their majors are undeclared. Irish playwright Samuel Beckett wrote 'End Game' and is dead.

the issues the issues the issues the issues the issues the issues Samuel Beckett presents: Waiting for da Guys (LIGHTS UP. Eddie is paging through a TV Guide while the Dawg looks for smokes) Eddie: Nuthin' to watch. Dawg: Baywatch? Xena? Battlestar Galactica? Eddie: The same shit as usual. The Dawg: Charles in Charge? Eddie: Charles in friggin' Charge. (a beat) What are you lookin' for? The Dawg: Smokes. Eddie: I smoked your last one when you were sleeping. The Dawg: You smoked my last smoke? Eddie: Didn't your ma buy you a carton? The Dawg: You smoked my last smoke. Eddie: I wish 'I Dream of Jeanie' was on. The Dawg: Ya shouldn't smoke a guy's last smoke Eddie: I wish we had a genie like Jeanie around. The Dawg: Maybe I should buy more smokes. Eddie: I bet 'I Dream of Jeanie' is on cable. The Dawg: Maybe. Eddie: We should order cable. The Dawg: Maybe I should buy a carton. Eddie: Dammit, I'm gonna call the cable company. The Dawg: Shit, I'm gonna run down to Kwik Trip and buy more smokes. Eddie: Yeah. The Dawg: Yeah... (They do not move.) (LIGHTS OUT - THE END)