letter from the

alan smithee

Alan Smithee
(Alan once played keyboards for REO Speedwagon)
An Introduction

Capitol Idea

Takin' it to the Streets


SPIV gets Shot

(Special note: while Allen is in detox, we will be presenting a quick message sent to us from Bethany - our high school correspondent. She is 15.)

Highlight of the week -- on Wednesday Mr. Brotowski peed his pants! There was a wet spot on his pants. He got up from the class room and went to the bathroom. When he came back he said, "You can stop laughing now, cuz when you get older you'll understand that your plumbing isn't as good as it once was." I am serious! What a riot! Poor Broto and his weak bladder.

How's things in your lives? Mine, a lot better. I've kept my room clean for a record breaking (drum roll) five days!! YEA!