Terror at the Debates

Bob Dole (left) and Sleestak at tonight's debate, minutes before terror ensued.

Washington D.C. - Terror struck at tonight's debate in Washington D.C. as a bizarre turn of events twisted the 1996 race to the White House into a blood bath.

As feared, as expected, one of the candidates turned against the other.

At the moment, the auditorium is still locked off from all communication. The fate of the United States hangs by a thread.

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